“Hitler gets one of these right across the windpipe, Roosevelt changes Thanksgiving to Joe Toye Day, pays me ten grand a year for the rest of my fucking life.”
(Source: passrevoked)
“Hitler gets one of these right across the windpipe, Roosevelt changes Thanksgiving to Joe Toye Day, pays me ten grand a year for the rest of my fucking life.”
(Source: passrevoked)

“Hey guys, I’m glad we’re going to Europe. Hitler gets one of these right across the windpipe. Roosevelt changes Thanksgiving to Joe Toye Day, pays me ten grand a year for the rest of my fucking life.”
(Source: myrcellad)

YOU DO NOT PISS JOE TOYE OFF. and you do not take a shit in his foxhole.
(Source: rossmcbitchface)