photo | 01 Dec 2011 2:53PM

“Hey guys, I’m glad we’re going to Europe. Hitler gets one of these right across the windpipe. Roosevelt changes Thanksgiving to Joe Toye Day, pays me ten grand a year for the rest of my fucking life.”
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“are you kidding with me right now?”
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